St. Patrick's Day


Today's holiday theme: recent events.

The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine."
~George Bernard Shaw

Condoms: These "Sheaths of Satan," as the religious right called them, were banned [in Ireland] from 1935 to 1979, when Charlie Haughey came up with his famous "Irish solutions to an Irish problem." Under that legislation, a doctor could prescribe condoms to those over eighteen, which was, ironically, two years older then the legal age for marriage! What's more, the condoms had to be for "bona fide" family planning purposes (i.e. couples couldn't get them if they just wanted a quick shag). The law was, of course, unenforceable, as the government couldn't insist on surveillance of love-making couples to keep an eye on their bona fides. It wasn't until 1985 that condoms became available without prescription.

Irish frogs: they're real, and they're hearty!

Irish slang for drunk (being, getting, recovering from)(which most people already are or will be tonight):
Fluthered: Having a high blood-acohol ratio.
Gargle: Drink (alcohol).
Has a great lip for stout: Indulges in alcohol.
Hooley: Raucous celebration involving drinking and singing.
Horse it into ye: Consume alcohol/food rapidly.
Jar: Pint of beer or stout.
Langered: Very drunk.
He'd lick drink off a scabby leg: He's very fond of alcoholic beverages.
Lob it into me, boss: Give me alcohol quickly.
Off me face: Inebriated.
Ossified: Totally inebriated.
Piss-up: Night of revelry and imbibing alcohol.
Rat-arsed: Very drunk.
Rough as a bear's arse: Extremely hungover.

All quotes from The Feckin' Book of Everything Irish.

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