Girls, confused: "No, why?"
Waitress: "Cuz you're just, like, sitting here alone, you look lonely."
Girl: "No no, I'm fine, I'm studying."
Waitress: "Oh, cuz I was, like, should I call eHarmony of something?"
Conversation had I been involved:
"Are you lonely?"
"F*** off."
Honestly, drinking coffee and reading in a cafe, alone, is one of the sacred parts of life, enjoyed by women (and men) all over the world. If interrupted by a server projecting their emotional issues onto you, profanity is called-for.
"Are you lonely?"
"F*** off."
Honestly, drinking coffee and reading in a cafe, alone, is one of the sacred parts of life, enjoyed by women (and men) all over the world. If interrupted by a server projecting their emotional issues onto you, profanity is called-for.
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